{"id":575,"date":"2011-12-04T21:30:41","date_gmt":"2011-12-05T04:30:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/smouldendesign.com\/blog\/?p=575"},"modified":"2011-12-04T21:30:41","modified_gmt":"2011-12-05T04:30:41","slug":"violent-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/v2.shelbymoulden.com\/blog\/violent-santa\/","title":{"rendered":"Violent Santa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While brainstorming ideas in the shower yesterday for Art Morning, I thought of the holidays. Of course with my always-dreaming-about-war imagination that never left grade school, I thought of which holiday would win in a fight. I was kind of thinking about the different holiday towns from the <a title=\"Nightmare Before Christmas\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0107688\/\" target=\"_blank\">Nightmare Before Christmas<\/a>\u00a0going at each other. It definitely dissappointed me to never see what Easter Town or Thanksgiving Town looked like in that movie.<\/p>\n<p>Nevertheless, I decided to make the most recent holidays start a rumble in the tundra (I know that doesn&#8217;t rhyme\u2026so sue me). I wanted a pissed off Santa (which the idea of really appeals to me for some reason) to be petted off against a ferocious turkey monster that would remind of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/imgres?um=1&amp;hl=en&amp;sa=N&amp;biw=1421&amp;bih=847&amp;tbm=isch&amp;tbnid=Y-tiaDDId0hHAM:&amp;imgrefurl=http:\/\/www.ar15.com\/archive\/topic.html%3Fb%3D1%26f%3D5%26t%3D1097150&amp;docid=d-XBP9awI4ZC7M&amp;imgurl=http:\/\/img580.imageshack.us\/img580\/5184\/182333454322.gif&amp;w=400&amp;h=315&amp;ei=s0bcTuyUHsagiQLf2LWsCg&amp;zoom=1&amp;iact=hc&amp;vpx=1129&amp;vpy=487&amp;dur=2374&amp;hovh=199&amp;hovw=253&amp;tx=158&amp;ty=91&amp;sig=100956660816884984993&amp;page=1&amp;tbnh=174&amp;tbnw=221&amp;start=0&amp;ndsp=25&amp;ved=1t:429,r:18,s:0\" target=\"_blank\">evil bird<\/a> in\u00a0<a title=\"Rudolph's Shiny New Year\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0073640\/\" target=\"_blank\">Rudolph&#8217;s Shiny New Year<\/a>. Once I drew the picture, the Santa reminded me of the Weird Al song, <a title=\"Cartoon of Night Santa Went Crazy\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=HTGlUMvbhSw\" target=\"_blank\">The Night Santa Went Crazy<\/a>. It&#8217;s a\u00a0phenomenal\u00a0song that reminds me of great conversations I had with my friend, Tyler, while going home from middle school.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Holidays everyone! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-585\" title=\"Santa vs the Thanksgiving Turkey\" src=\"http:\/\/v2.shelbymoulden.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/santa_blog1.jpg\" alt=\"Santa with a shotgun fighting turkey\" width=\"580\" height=\"458\" srcset=\"https:\/\/v2.shelbymoulden.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/santa_blog1.jpg 580w, https:\/\/v2.shelbymoulden.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/santa_blog1-300x236.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To get in the spirit of the holidays, let me share with you a Christmas tradition I have: I daydream about Santa going on one violent rampage in the north pole! <a href=\"https:\/\/v2.shelbymoulden.com\/blog\/violent-santa\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[206,153,207],"class_list":["post-575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drawing","tag-christmas","tag-thanksgiving","tag-weird-al"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/v2.shelbymoulden.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/v2.shelbymoulden.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/v2.shelbymoulden.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v2.shelbymoulden.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v2.shelbymoulden.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=575"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/v2.shelbymoulden.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":587,"href":"https:\/\/v2.shelbymoulden.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions\/587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/v2.shelbymoulden.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v2.shelbymoulden.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/v2.shelbymoulden.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}